Well-dressed people don’t always have well-kept houses, as evidenced by the cat-hoarding habits of most male models. Get the best of both worlds with this Groupon.

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$20 for $40 worth of apparel, jewelry, and decor
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Like hardboiled detectives, prescription lenses clear up blurry mysteries and frequently end up framed. Focus on the facts with this Groupon.

$99 for an Eye Exam and $100 Toward Prescription Eyewear ($260 Value)

After a comprehensive eye exa…

For too many Americans, their de facto second home is an office, a car, or that one bear trap they keep falling for. Enjoy a home away from home away from home with this Groupon.

$49 for One-Night Stay for Two (Up to $99 Value)

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Without cheese, sandwich meat would get lonely and rappers would use the term “fungible retainer of value” as an epithet for the word “money.” Put your money where your mouth is with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Ohio-made che…

If the game Monopoly taught us anything, it’s that owning a car is a responsibility equal to that of owning a dog—or a thimble—and that free parking is something that happens to other people. Pass go into an open parking space with this Gr…

A sense of adventure is important in the wilderness, just like a sense of smell and a sense of when a bear is not in the mood for small talk. Have a sensory experience with this Groupon.

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$55 for a zipline adventure…

Photo albums are a more secure way to safeguard memories than encapsulating them in a bottle at sea or writing them into a pop-culture-reference-heavy comedy act. Preserve precious recollections with this Groupon.

$9 for 8″x8″ Personalized L…

You shouldn’t judge a person until walking a mile in their shoes or without first being accepted onto their jury. Let your feet judge for themselves with this Groupon.

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$22 for a pair of faux-shearling short boots (a…

Before the invention of paper, people could only disseminate messages by scribbling on leaves or whispering in the ears of migratory birds. Celebrate innovation with today’s Groupon to Paper Concierge. Choose between the following options:

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Flowers are one of the gifts moms most hope to receive, along with a handwritten card, macaroni necklaces, and a notarized letter declaring your intent to never grow up. Make at least one of her dreams come true with this Groupon.

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Though rubber-banding a photograph to a roly-poly super ball increases its utility, its picture quality plummets after playing just a few rounds of fetch. Put a photo in a durable place with this Groupon for one gallery-wrapped canvas from Can…

By reading books, children can learn about nature without having to preen a monkey or stare at the sun through a magnifying glass. Learn second-hand with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get the Animal Anatomy Set from Zoobooks (a $60 value). T…

If technological trends persist, then our children’s grandchildren will one day have to explain to their grandchildren that photos were once flat, unscented, and not the property of Lord Zortro. Protect and serve your memories with this Groupo…