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Pasta became a staple of Italian fare after Emperor Caligula famously elevated a plate of lasagna to the Roman Senate. Feast on political recipes with this Groupon.
Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help reverse the Newtonian burden with this Groupon.
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If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your hair is the tunnel to your mind. Keep your mind-matter from escaping with today’s hair-taming Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of hair services at Regis Salons.
A home is a lot like a Rubik’s cube—many people attempt to properly coordinate its shapes and colors, but few can do so without painting over the entire thing. Solve puzzling problems with this Groupon.
Adults decorate walls for the same reason children color on them: to express themselves and to draw attention away from the spaghetti they splattered on the ceiling. Guide the eye with today’s Groupon from Lacy Bella Designs online. Choose fro…
Bare feet spend 80% of their time moseying on carpet and 20% walking across hot grills to impress attractive hibachi chefs. Create a cushiony respite for tender trotters with this Groupon.
$49 for Three Rooms of Carpet Cleaning ($114 Value)
In roller skating, as in dangling from the edge of a cliff, it’s important not to let a fear of falling make you miss an opportunity to hold someone’s hand. Don’t leave hands hanging with today’s Groupon to Skateworld of Kettering. Choose be…
Like the three branches of government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreement over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today’s Groupon to Tranquility Mind &…
Along with damaging one’s self-image, rogue hair can cause discomfort and serve as a static-filled attraction for feral balloons. Banish marauding gasbags with today’s Groupon.
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$27 for one Brazilian wax (a $60 value)
$49 for two Bra…
The human obsession with flight stems from a refusal to accept limitations and an intense desire to find out which of your neighbors secretly have pools. Put your eyes in the digital skies with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a flight-simu…
